Everyone should be able to express their small and mean opinions to someone who won’t clutch their pearls about it. Being a bitch is a human right

Everyone should be able to express their small and mean opinions to someone who won’t clutch their pearls about it. Being a bitch is a human right
dear god please let our new baby octopus feel confident enough to move out of her corner hiding spot today while i’m on exhibits so i can see her properly for the first time amen
she stuck out a single arm before changing her mind and deciding the rest of the tank is too scary, far too scary by far she is scared
they would NOT fucking have communication skills that good
fun fact: western shirts’ buttons are snaps instead of normal buttons so cowboys can more easily tear each other’s clothes off without ruining them in the heat of the moment
add this to the collection with the larries/black mold and supernatural blogger who deactivated bc they became catholic or whatever
I put a smell on you
cats when they headbutt you
and now you’re mine